Want to Meet Dan(hubby), and See What I Put Up With?

I've already introduced my hubby Dan, with his big debut in my Sweet Revenge story-it should give you a feel for what kind of man I'm married too.  :)  Daniel is a great guy, and honestly, one of the greatest people I know.  He's just very.....youthful!  Yes, that's the word!  He loves to entertain people, and if our walls could talk, they'd let you know that he even likes to entertain himself!  Yep, he's Pavaratti in the shower!  

Anyway, I thought this was hysterical, and wanted to share it with everyone.  This is an instant message conversation between Dan and our niece, Lauren.  Notice what Uncle Dan says about Aunt Josanne 2/3 of the way down the page, and what Niece Lauren responds!!! And also, her dad is my brother...keep that in mind. :)   Don't mind the IM punctuation!

It really is a good thing our walls can't talk.  I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did!

 hi aunt josanne

hello

is this josanne

nope... I'm the cat

the cat?

randomly typing as I walk on the keyboard

this is lauren

oh

this is Snowball

MEOWWWW

msnroighjargagapoj

is this amber?

AAACKKKKK!!!!!!!! HAIRBALL

haha

who is this?

jOSANNE

this is josanne?

NOT

oh my gosh

oh okay

What?

what

This is your GOOFY uncle!

uncle dan

muke

NO.... Uncle Snowball

muke yourself

oh UNCLE SNOW BALL

muke muke

yeah yeah I hear ya

muke you

Double muke right back at ya!

CHOCOLATE MUKE YOUR-SELF 

What exactly does Muke mean anyway?

i DON'T KNOW?

hahaha cool word anyways!

mutant alien muke!

slimy muke

fuzzy muke

wart hog muke

ugly muke!

neo nazi skin head muke

alien muke head

nasty muke skin

hahahaha 

greasy pimply muke

greasy slimeball muke face~

you greasy grimy muke head

haha

Isn't aunt josanne so boring? 

yeah sometimes

what if she's in here with me?

well I dont know. Well 

I would be embarresed

Your face should turn red-she's here 

she really isn't boring 

way to backpedal

what?

lola skum muke

my mom said she was probably sitting with you

Yep

that's okay dad gets boring too

AMEN!!!!!!!

UMM is he sitting there?

who?

your dad

no he is sleeping on the couch

oh

Hey... I'm gonna turn in for the night

Enjoyed yaking at you cross-eyed hemorging muke blob