Friday, February 20, 2009

Want to Meet Dan(hubby), and See What I Put Up With?

I've already introduced my hubby Dan, with his big debut in my Sweet Revenge story-it should give you a feel for what kind of man I'm married too.  :)  Daniel is a great guy, and honestly, one of the greatest people I know.  He's just very.....youthful!  Yes, that's the word!  He loves to entertain people, and if our walls could talk, they'd let you know that he even likes to entertain himself!  Yep, he's Pavaratti in the shower!  

Anyway, I thought this was hysterical, and wanted to share it with everyone.  This is an instant message conversation between Dan and our niece, Lauren.  Notice what Uncle Dan says about Aunt Josanne 2/3 of the way down the page, and what Niece Lauren responds!!! And also, her dad is my brother...keep that in mind. :)   Don't mind the IM punctuation!

It really is a good thing our walls can't talk.  I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did!




 hi aunt josanne
hello
is this josanne
nope... I'm the cat

the cat?

randomly typing as I walk on the keyboard

this is lauren
oh

this is Snowball
MEOWWWW
msnroighjargagapoj

is this amber?

AAACKKKKK!!!!!!!! HAIRBALL

haha
who is this?

jOSANNE

this is josanne?

NOT

oh my gosh
oh okay

What?

what

This is your GOOFY uncle!

uncle dan
muke

NO.... Uncle Snowball
muke yourself

oh UNCLE SNOW BALL

muke muke

yeah yeah I hear ya
muke you

Double muke right back at ya!

CHOCOLATE MUKE YOUR-SELF 

What exactly does Muke mean anyway?

i DON'T KNOW?

hahaha cool word anyways!
mutant alien muke!
slimy muke
fuzzy muke

wart hog muke

ugly muke!
neo nazi skin head muke

alien muke head
nasty muke skin

hahahaha 
greasy pimply muke
greasy slimeball muke face~

you greasy grimy muke head
haha

Isn't aunt josanne so boring? 

yeah sometimes

what if she's in here with me?

well I dont know. Well 
I would be embarresed

Your face should turn red-she's here 

she really isn't boring 

way to backpedal

what?
lola skum muke
my mom said she was probably sitting with you

Yep

that's okay dad gets boring too

AMEN!!!!!!!
UMM is he sitting there?

who?

your dad

no he is sleeping on the couch

oh
Hey... I'm gonna turn in for the night
Enjoyed yaking at you cross-eyed hemorging muke blob